1) our President is a Prime Minister
2) our Prime Minister is a She
3) She is an Atheist
and we have had ‘Obamacare’ for like… ever
Jesus was a Middle-Eastern Jewish man who advocated for the seperation of church and state, pacifism, free healthcare, and reform. Frankly, I’m surprised he’s so popular among conservatives.
He also hung out with prostitutes and prisoners, immigrated illegally, didn’t speak English, frowned upon laissez faire capitalism, and advocated love and acceptance for all. Oh and he wore what by modern standards we’d pretty much call dresses and Berkenstocks.
Yeah, Jesus was awesome.
“I wonder what jesus masturbates to” isn’t a thought that I should be thinking right now
We all know the answer…
Reasons to love the Bible
- It allows you to exploit animals.
- Men are the creators.
- Women should not get pregnant before marriage.
- Women are owned by men because men know what’s best for them.
- Independent women are sluts.
- Human beings can’t think for themselves.
- Everything that is not allowed by the Bible is evil.
- It’s the only true account of religion. (This is my favourite because it’s so realistic.)
It’s everything that is part of my life, naturally. It’s absolutely my favourite book.